Austere

The prime time is now! Want to surprise your loved ones with a gift that will CHANGE their lives for the holiday season? Buy the Austere Bot!

The Austere Bot will make everything in your easier, say goodbye to doing the laundry, dishes and MORE! The Austere Bot will do all these tasks for you!

OR!

Are you the type of person that prefers to do these things yourself but often forget to do so? Luckily for you the Austere Bot has a setting for that!

Just turn on the “Alarm” setting by flipping a switch on the Austere Bot and it will remind you to do your tasks! If you don't comply, the Austere Bot will start having your life feel chagrined!

It will start doing the following actions:

  • Closing your work calls
  • Deleting saved phone numbers
  • Disallow outsiders into your house
  • Block all exits to the house
  • Hiding your medication

All to make YOU focus on YOUR tasks easier!

So what are you waiting for? Buy the Austere Bot now!

By buying our product you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Service. The company behind the Austere Bot, Stymphalia, will not be held liable for any damage caused by the product. Do not allow the product near young children or animals.

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